*slams keyboard*xdcfgvbhjkl;;’rtedszxcfghvjkl;,jkhgfdxcbhjnkl;ghfcdxcvgbhj I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO! blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… thats what this book is about! if you didnt hear.. THEN blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… blah… bored already?! WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU BE BORED OF MY AMAZING BOOK!BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!! BLAH!!!  SO RUDE!!! i need a break… this story is about a.. UNICORN! who…. eats letuce? IDK oh! it saves the world from  dragons! … wait! a plot twist happens and the dragons WIN! mwa hahahahah!

there once were magical unicorns that eat flowers and once had peace with dragons! but then one unicorn hated pink and red! she loved green! the dragons got cursed by her and want to rule the world!!!

Sassy Jazzy Nazzy and Cassie want to help cure the dragons and set peace once again… part two out soon

the last day of school is already here! Lunch today is pizza and cookies and strawberry milk! Today is a half day witch is sad… Everybody: GOOD BYE MRS. EAVES!!! mrs. eaves: today is also national present day so I bought gifts for everyone in this whole classroom! soon enough she came over to ME! ME ME ME!!! she gave me a cricket candy! it was SO GOOD!!! better than moldy mealworms! ew. Exited Elena came to my cage and saw ME this time! last time she saw me and said hi to sandy… not me. it was sad BUT she gave me a cricket trophy! at the end of the day….

MRS EAVES TRICKED US! IT WAS ONLY THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL YEAR!!!

the end… next book… superheros according to bamboo!

Hank

black

black, fast

black, fast, adorable, dog

Lovable <3

YO TENGO YO TENGO YO TENGO YO TENGO YO TENGO you’re probably wondering what’s my name? it’s YO TENGO YO TENGO oh yea! my name is YO TENGO so… YO TENGO YO TENGO! like my name is. YO TENGO it’s a weird name!

BUT my parents are named VIERNES and PERRO like the name of the week (friday) and perro (a dog) but in Spanish! My baby sister’s name is HOLA and grandpa is PINANA and grandma is PARCIALMENTE NUBLADO!

(in part two I will show you my family tree! ) which is right….. NOT NOW!

I’m FLEX TAPE!

I like coconuts HEHE

this is part…..

ONE

so it all started when BILLY SWIFT made me… it was a long story…

hmmmm i should make a weird business!

my son likes flexing… and i like tape….

FLEX TAPE!

hey guys its BILLY SWIFT here! welcome back for FLEX TAPE!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!   wow im gonna sell flex tape for one million dollars!

i want to travel the world some day…

well you cant HAW HAW! im gonna sell you for a milli- WAIT YOU CAN TALK!?

yes i can, HEHE!

WHAT?!

anyways! IM GONNA SELL YOU FOR ONE MILLION! haha!

well… I HAVE FLEXY GLUE LOYARS!

not so fast bub!

HOW ARE YOU RICH I JUST MADE YOU!

Loyars! carry me to outside then arrest him!

IM A BURGALR! I CAN STEAL YOU! HAW HAW HAW!

NOT SO FAST BUB! IM THE POLICE!

i’m out!

am i love? am i hate? i can’t say, anything! you can do, i can want, we can be tator tots! i like them so do we, also you and you and you… i see!

maybe salad or pizza! say, i cant be… what you want me to be! don’t you want me to be a farmer! and make a baked patato and pie! for you and you and you!

am i trust ? am i moody? are we you? you are.. true! not false or fake! hey! want to be friends?! sure and sure! oh yes please! sure! maybe me. maybe you. we will eat rabbit stew. in a hall with tall people, or all!

not big no small but very tall…

HEY!

WHAT? i  say as rainy days pass away… maybe you maybe no you are slow.  what no! no rude! no hate! just love. maybe one day………

if i could help you … i would! but i cant help with your damp cloths… i have work! i would help if i could…. but i cant help with babysitting… i have a vacation!

why is why spelled why not y? why oh why.. do  have meetings when i’m  sick? why! hey……

why…. should i NOT babysit! i get payed! Why should I NOT help you with laundry! Its kind! Why CANT i just cancel my meeting! I don’t need a vacation! i’m not tired! why CANT i do that?! why NOT?!

 

just think…. you will see!

can i fly?

fly high.

in the sky.

fly short.

fly long.

fly big.

fly little.

fly above the sun.

fly cool.

fly hot

fly nice.

fly not.

why cant i fly?

Go under…

Go back…

Go in…

Go out…

Go south…

Go deep.

Under the snow

where the rabbits eyes glow.

Go far

In the sea

Where you can learn

About sea animals…

With me.

Jump forwards…

Like a rabbit.

Or frog.

I leap!

I run!

In the bright.

shining sun.

Big jump!

Small jump.

Tall jump…

I burrow down.

Not up

I jump….

Nothing else?

Hmmmmm…

Here!

I’m not a mouse!